JOAN IS WATCHING CHAMBER OF SECRETS IN MY LIVING ROOM ATM LAUGHING HER TITTIES OFF. What a cutie. :)

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Joan: Wait.. Are you sure Tom Riddle was a Slytherin? o.o"
Jess: ...
Joan: Hmm.. I can't remember
Jess: ... Voldemort :| Was VOLDEMORT in Slytherin :|
Joan: OH. Right. He was the Heir.