Mood: Dah~ I'll live

LOL, check this out.

Toilet. Approximately 11:35 am. Mum is outside the door and I.. should spare you the details. (Dw, was not chucking shit :D. Nor do I have my period)

Mum: What do you want for breakfast? We have rice, and chickenwings, and beans [ew] and I can put them in the microwave for you..
Me: Nah.. What else is there?
Mum: Well we have siu long bao [LITERALLY: small devil bread, WHAT IT MEANS: pork dumpling thingies] which we haven't yet eaten :D
Me: Okay
Mum: How many?
Me: Seven?
Mum: ..Seven? How about eight? :\

LOL, my asians friends will understand this. If you don't get someone asian to tell you BAHA. XD